Did you first see your boyfriend on COPS? Or at a Star Trek convention or on top of your best friend? Or maybe at Wendy's on the 3rd shift late New Year's Eve? Does he live under a bridge, scare kids and kill squirrels? Does he do keg-stands until he hurls? Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Brail? Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail?
ABOUT ME
I am THE original Fully Customized.
I'm not old or new but middle school.
